“He-eeeyyy Ms. Carta…”

Beyonce wants her audience to greet her in this familiar fashion after 2 film shorts that portray her as royalty, about 3 costume changes on her enviable (and definitely NOT pregnant) body, and 5 songs where her voice somehow magically projects over her 10-girl band and the shrieks of the crowd. And we do so. Why? Well, because pretty much everyone in the room is spellbound by her aura and would probably do or say anything she tells us to and more impressively, because this unstoppable force of a woman is supremely adept at taking off her crown for a moment to convince you that she’s simply a good friend of yours.